Don’t go outside or your skin will fry
And when you get home you’ll sit and cry
It’s so damn hot you can’t get a breath
And every movement feels like death
Stay inside where the air is cool
Or visit a friend with a swimming pool
Just don’t stay in the sun too long
And wear something bigger than a thong !
Like this:
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I was really hoping to wear a thong, but I think you’ve killed that dream now. How about a speedo instead?
A Speedo would be okay, just don’t do the wiggle !